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โกOperator:
Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
โกOperator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah!
Hold on..... My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
โกOperator : OK... you're... Mr SYED and you're calling from 155, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, MG Road, Hyderabad. . Your home number is 26490786, your office 22211379 and your mobile is 9880088786. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
โกOperator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...
โกOperator : That's not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
โกOperator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
โกOperator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
โกOperator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.
โกOperator : That should be enough for your family of 07. Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
โกOperator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
โกOperator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
โกOperator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.
Customer: What?
โกOperator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 7786
Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)
โกOperator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
โกOperator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.
Customer: teri๐ก
โกOperator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?
Customer faints...๐๐ณ๐๐ณ๐๐ท๐ฑ aur banao Aadhaar Card ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐...
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