A Story of Boss and His Employee

Dave was bragging to his boss one day that he knows everyone there is to know and just name someone and he knows them. 

Tired of his boasting, boss asked :" Ok Dave, How about Tom Cruise"

Dave:" Tom an I are old friends and I can prove it" 

There they fly to Hollywood and knock on Tom's door. 

Opening the door Tom exclaimed, " Oh Dave, it's been too long. How you been"

After they left Tom's villa, The Boss still stunned and skeptical asked Dave, " how about Obama"

Dave:" Old buddies boss. Let's fly out to White House" 

At WhiteHouse, Obama, " Oh what a surprise Dave. How are you?" 

Boss very shaken by now, asks for someone who cannot be reached that easily. "Dave, What about our Pope" 

Dave," Oh you still don't believe me, don't you. Okay. Let's head to Vatican"

Dave and his boss assembled among the mass crowd in Vatican to see the Pope. 

Dave: " oh I can't catch his eye in such a big crowd. Let me go to the balcony, I know all the guards. You stay here and watch. "

Sure enough. Half an hour later Dave emerged at the balcony with Pope alongside

He came back and surprised to see that his Boss had an heart attack and being surrounded by the paramedics. 

Dave asked his boss, what happened. 

Boss looked up and said, " when you and Pope came out on the balcony, one man alongside me said, ' Who the hell is that on balcony with Dave?"